Aggressive Napping

So since I’m about to move my life across the country, I’ve taken to fixating on dumb things like the phrase “aggressive napping.” Someone used this phrase in a commercial and I’ve decided that phrases like this are horrible marketing strategies because I have no idea what the commercial was advertising since all I could do was fixate on just what the meaning of “aggressive napping” is. Is the nap itself aggressive? Like will I be driving to Chipotle and out of nowhere I’ll be accosted by a particularly aggressive nap? Or will I nap aggressiveLY, much like a superhero ripping off my clothes to reveal my footy pajamas as I scream “THIS NAP IS ABOUT TO BECOME MY BITCH!!!”

This wasn’t a real post, but thank you for still being friends with me, blogger.

At this rate all I’ll have with me in Boston will be underwear and a particularly fuzzy Navajo blanket. I blame the aggressive naps.